my name is stephanie.
i have a tumblr so people on facebook don't figure out how obsessed with cats and harry potter i am.
i like to bake.
i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT
If J.K. Rowling said she was writing another HP book, I’d read it. I wouldn’t even care what it was about. It could be about Hedwig’s life delivering post with all the details about the bugs she ate and the owl dreams she had. Hell, I’d read a book written by J.K. Rowling from the perspective of Crookshanks, complete with paw prints and all. If it’s written by J.K. Rowling and HP-related, I’ll read it.
I want it all.
ALL OF IT.