Monster Girl Steals Festive Holiday Bird

augustcasper:

i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT

richwhitelesbian:

wetherz:

‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’

the da vinci code has been cracked

seawithinmind:

If J.K. Rowling said she was writing another HP book, I’d read it. I wouldn’t even care what it was about. It could be about Hedwig’s life delivering post with all the details about the bugs she ate and the owl dreams she had. Hell, I’d read a book written by J.K. Rowling from the perspective of Crookshanks, complete with paw prints and all. If it’s written by J.K. Rowling and HP-related, I’ll read it. 

I want it all.

ALL OF IT.

yummytomatoes:

 
I don’t know if i wanna know that secret