You're not fucking special, you're just like every other human with a cock.
Just like I’m like every other bitch with a pussy.
March 2012
212 posts
February 2012
420 posts
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
- Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
“Like the peacocks wandering the walkways of the zoo, who have twice the autonomy the giraffes and the tigers do, saying ‘No one can stop me, no one can stop me. No one clips my claws. Now, everyone watch me, everyone watch me scale these outside walls.’”
—‘A Glass Can Only Spill What It Contains,’ mewithoutYou
You know what I really fucking hate? What instantly makes me homicidal? Fucking whistling. I fucking hate whistling.
“Suicide requires movement, and depression weighs a thousand tons. Mania doesn’t just give you the desire for extremes, it give you the energy to pursue them. Race today, recoup tomorrow, if tomorrow ever comes.”
—Terri Cheney (via bright-red-blush)
Always Coming Back Home To You (Acoustic)
Atmosphere
Atmosphere || Always Coming Back Home To You (Acoustic Version)
