June 2012
110 posts
- boy i slept with: "I would lick you wet forever and then hold you down and take you with my hands around your neck just like you asked for."
- me: "I'm really not interested, sorry."
I love you with all my boobs, I would say my heart but my boobs are bigger
Sexy boys are sexy.
Is everyone here aware that when you die...
You have the option to be cremated and turned into a vinyl record full of your favorite music?
“There is always one person you love who becomes that definition. It usually happens retrospectively, but it happens eventually. This is the person who unknowingly sets the template for what you will always love about other people, even if some of these loveable qualities are self-destructive and unreasonable. The person who defines your understanding of love is not inherently different than anyone else, and they’re often just the person you happen to meet the first time you really, really, want to love someone. But that person still wins. They win, and you lose. Because for the rest of your life, they will control how you feel about everyone else.”
—Chuck Klosterman, Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (via mentalfornication)
Why we should use the Oxford Comma
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
