July 2012
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augustcasper:
i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT
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richwhitelesbian:
wetherz:
‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’
the da vinci code has been cracked
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seawithinmind:
If J.K. Rowling said she was writing another HP book, I’d read it. I wouldn’t even care what it was about. It could be about Hedwig’s life delivering post with all the details about the bugs she ate and the owl dreams she had. Hell, I’d read a book written by J.K. Rowling from the perspective of Crookshanks, complete with paw prints and all. If it’s written by J.K. Rowling and...
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yummytomatoes:
I don’t know if i wanna know that secret
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i am really in need of a good lay.
“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could...”
– Charles Bukowski (Factotum)
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Bargaining with me for nudes? smh.
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That moment when you walk into your friend’s house and his sexy brother is chilling on the couch in your bikini.
“You can’t just make me different and then leave. You can’t. You can’t change me...”
– John Green, Looking For Alaska (via theglasschild)
Oho, sexy!
Hai.
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My tits are gigantic and painful and gigantic, but mostly painful.
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lordoftheinternet:
let’s take a minute to address the fact that we are currently involved in multiple military conflicts, there are violent drug cartels just south of our borders, the middle class is quickly disappearing due to rampant wealth inequality, and our political system is becoming increasingly susceptible to corporate greed and corruption, all in the midst of global economic...
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“People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
– Harry Winston (via nirvikalpa)
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You know you smoke too much weed when you go...
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